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Aku bukan manusia yang lengkap segala-gala. bukan juga seorang manusia yang suka mencari pangkat, wang dan kuasa... aku hanya SERANGGA.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

dilema...

ingat mau cari kerja baru... ada idea??

Monday, February 14, 2011

SUNYI SEPI....

"sesuatu yg pelik apabila suatu perkara lama yang telah lama kita tinggalkan... tiba-tiba kita tergerak hati untuk lakukannya kembali."

begitulah daku semenjak 2-3 minggu ini. merenung jauh masa depan... bagai kelam ditelan puing-puing masa. maka, daku memutuskan kembali untuk berkongsi rasa dan perasaan...

disebalik kelabu malam yang menjelma... aku menikmati secawan kopi panas yang ku buat sendiri. Kopi bujang. LOL. hiburanku hanyalah bunyi cengkerik bandar yang tidak putus menghiburkan suasana malam.

daku perlahan-lahan membukan kembali lembaran masa silam yang telah lama ku simpan jauh ke dasar benak. luahan kata-kata indah jelas terdengar di seluruh rongga telinga,

kedengaran jelas salam diberi. renungan matanya membuat daku terpana. kaku bagai terpaku. indah sungguh pemandangan itu. terasa daku ingin terus memandang wajahnya. sejuk dan tenang rasa jiwa. seolah daku bertemu bidadari pujaan.

sekian lama daku cuba untuk menghubunginya kembali... akhirnya daku beroleh jawapan pasti. seolah dirinya dekat denganku... daku cuba hampirnya serapat yang boleh.

akhirnya... mata bertentang mata, lalu jatuh ke hati... bertemu di lembah cinta yang sunyi. "akhir kita kemana sayang?" daku bermain kata dengannya. dirinya membalas senyum tanpa suara. daku faham. lalu senyumku sepanjang malam tidak pernah luntur.

setiap malam... daku titipkan puisi-puisi indah untuknya. agar rasa itu terus hangat sehangat mentari pagi yang baru menyinar. daku kirimkan kepada angin malam agar tidurnya sentiasa tenang.

benakku keletihan... kopi semakin berkurangan. daku ingin beradu. SELAMAT MALAM DUNIA.

Monday, October 18, 2010

DISEBALIK PELANGI...

mendengar sang burung menyanyi
disebalik susunan awan
lapang dadaku
mendongak ke angkasa

cinta...
kalau ini takdirnya
biarkan jiwaku mati ditelan masa

cinta...
kalau ini jadinya
baik diriku pergi sebelumnya

saat hujan bercucuran
basah sekujur tubuh
tidak berganjak dari teguh kakinya
demi kerana pelangi 7 warna itu
ingin sangat hatinya melihat

Tuhan...
betapa lemah diriku
kerana itu daku berserah
Tuhan...
sembunyikan resah ini
disebalik pelangi itu.

RoXy Zaire Awod
Puchong, selangor
18 oct 2010
1134pm

Monday, October 4, 2010

lucu la sangat....

hahahaha.. aku kembali melawat laman ini. terasa kosong tanpa teman. sedih bila berjauhan. resah bila berpisah. jatuh cinta bila bertentangan mata...

boring punya pasal aku beli BROADBAND MAXIS. PUAS HATI. buleh online hari2 d rumah. terima kasih maxis... kekeeke...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

20 Hilarious School Exam Answers


school exams

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds. ;-)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Arab Saudi...??

kawan aku bagi link ni..baca sendiri dan fikir-fikirlah...

http://www.blessedquietness.com/alhaj/saudi01.htm



"For some time now I have been getting signals about Saudi Arabia. I think it is time to tell you what I know, and, in the end of this page, I will do a bit of speculating based on my research of the Middle East.

This page will consist of the following:

1. A brief review of the history of Saudi Arabia

2. A discussion of why the USA has interests in Saudi Arabia, and how that looks today.

3. A discussion of Osama Bin Ladan and his true zeal.

4. Three postings from an Arab Muslim dissenting against the Saudi Regime.

5. Material gleaned from the Web on Saudi present conditions.

6. My final observations, particularly using the King James Bible"

Monday, August 16, 2010

Why Young Entrepreneurs Fail

Scott Gerber: Never Get a "Real" Job

Why Young Entrepreneurs Fail

Founder of Under30CEO.com, Matt Wilson, shares tips to avoid failure.

Face it. Nothing will go as planned. Ever.

Failure is inevitable. Your world will be flipped upside-down on a daily basis, and even the best-laid plans--accompanied by the best intentions--can go belly-up.

To make it as a business owner in the real world, you need to learn to fail like a pro, adapt at will and pay attention to detail in order to make informed decisions that will keep your business moving forward. Your ability to plan for the worst-case scenario and maneuver around unforeseen circumstances will be the keys to finding success as your own boss.

Matt Wilson is a young entrepreneur who knows a thing or two about failure. He's hustling it out like the rest of us and created a company, Under30CEO , to provide tools and resources to help aspiring entrepreneurs drop their 9-to-5 and take control of their lives. Under30CEO has helped countless people overcome adversity, avoid catastrophe and survive failure.

What was your biggest failure as a young entrepreneur?
MW: My biggest failure as an entrepreneur came at Under30CEO after wavering from our mission of inspiring young entrepreneurs. We were frustrated because our market wasn't buying what we had to sell, so we took on an enormous re-branding campaign and changed the name of our company to incorporate a larger audience and drop our under-30 demographic. We spent a lot of time and money trying to expand our market. Still, nobody bought.

It doesn't matter how big your market is if nobody likes your product. It wasn't the market's fault. Our product was bad, and we ruined our brand and had to start from scratch. The most embarrassing part was going back to our old brand and apologizing to our old customers we wanted to welcome back.

That being said, now we spend a lot more time getting to know our market instead of trying to sell anything to anyone. We were in a hurry to turn cash-flow-positive when we needed to stay focused and be patient.

Are there specific obstacles young entrepreneurs need to overcome vs. older generations?
The biggest thing for a young entrepreneur to overcome is credibility. Why should someone invest in you? Why should someone trust your advice? What will make people think you will get the job done with no track record? Building credibility is best done with a stepping-stone approach. Do one thing today that will make you more credible tomorrow. If people won't pay you or invest in you, give away your product or service for free, get testimonials from customers and build your track record that way. Show customers what value you can provide them, and if you can quantify that value, even better. The more things you can come to the table to brag about, the better.

What about some typical missteps you've seen young entrepreneurs make?
One of the biggest mistakes young entrepreneurs make is neglecting their revenue model. Today there are so many businesses that haven't figured out how to monetize themselves yet. To me, the word monetize is redundant in business. If you don't have a business model, you aren't really in business--it's just a hobby. Sure, investors are dropping millions of dollars into companies with hopes of being acquired by Google, but without a solid business model behind it, you are just building "castles in the sky."

Seasoned investors and accomplished entrepreneurs can help mentor young people to overcome this hurdle. Show them your financials and focus on how to generate cash flow. There are thousands of people out there who want to see young people succeed--you just need to ask.

What advice do you have for aspiring entrepreneurs who hate their 9-to-5s?
Aspiring entrepreneurs need to surround themselves with others who want more out of life than the typical 9-to-5. There is a great group of motivated people eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every night in your city, scraping by to build their business. Surrounding yourself with these types of people gives you the confidence to know you aren't alone on the road to success. The minute you quit your job, naysayers will come out of the woodwork, but if you have that support group to fall back on, you'll be able to overcome the hard times.

Remember, entrepreneurship is a marathon, not a sprint.

How has Under30CEO.com helped young entrepreneurs avoid failure and launch successful businesses?
More than 100 young entrepreneurs from all over the globe have shared their successes and failures on Under30CEO.com. Hearing insights from young people overcoming the same problems they are experiencing in their businesses allows Gen Y to come together and learn from one another. The community has a culture of reaching out to one another and helping each other with the challenges they are facing.